วันศุกร์ที่ 28 มีนาคม พ.ศ. 2551

A New, Refreshing Kind of News

Author : Scott Smithson

Are you a news hound thats just tired of the same old day in day out rubbish that the normal news outlets are putting out? Does the regular news you see on the tube insult your intelligence? We ply the back roads and dark alleys of the world to uncover the true stories on the bazaar and freakish things that go on while the rest of the world sleeps. Who cares about the damn economy, or crime statistics where you live. What matters to you is what matters to us We stick to the facts, and only the facts. Nothing is too freaky or outlandish for us. We believe that news should make a person laugh or gag and regular news organizations just don't understand this. Thats why more and more people are turning to us to keep them informed on just what all the nut-jobs of the world are up to. We wont insult your intelligence with the day in day out crap that goes on in your local community. We cover the offbeat and outrageous things that go on, on the other side of the fence. People do the most amazing things and far to often they receive no recognition for their insanity or stupidity. This is one of the great injustices of the world. Why should some actor get an Oscar award and public acclaim while some brain damaged self destructive human hockey-puck receive nothing for his deeds in some far away place? We work to right this wrong and are making progress every time we post our stories for you to see. So the next time you turn on your local news ask yourself "why am I watching this crap"? Then click to us for the true dirt, thats actually worth knowing. Your time is precious and we understand this. So the next time you have time to waste watching news come waste it on us we wont let you down. Remember, whats important to you is whats important to us. Written by Scott Smithson. Check out the latest scandal news, as well as the weirdest in strange

Category : General Art & Entertainment: News & Talk Shows

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